SARAH:    HEY.

LUDO:     HMM?

SARAH:    WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?

LUDO:     HMM?

SARAH:    WHAT DO YOU THINK, LUDO?

SARAH:    WHICH SHOULD WE CHOOSE

SARAH:    OUT OF THESE TWO UGLY CHARACTERS?

LUDO:     MMM...

KNOCKER1: IT'S VERY RUDE TO STARE!

SARAH:    OH!

SARAH:    I WAS JUST WONDERING WHICH DOOR TO CHOOSE.

KNOCKER2: HS DF ASA PST.

KNOCKER1: DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!

KNOCKER2: I'M NT TLKG WTH MY MTH FLL!

SARAH:    I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

KNOCKER1: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

KNOCKER2: AH!

KNOCKER2: OH! OH!

KNOCKER2: IT IS SO GOOD TO GET THAT THING OUT!

SARAH:    WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

KNOCKER2: IT'S NO GOOD TALKING TO HIM.

KNOCKER2: HE'S DEAF AS A POST.

KNOCKER1: MUMBLE, MUMBLE. YOU'RE A WONDERFUL CONVERSATIONAL COMPANION.

KNOCKER2: ALL YOU DO IS MOAN.

KNOCKER1: NO GOOD. CAN'T HEAR YOU.

SARAH:    WHERE DO THESE DOORS LEAD?

KNOCKER1: WHAT?

KNOCKER2: SEARCH ME. WE'RE JUST THE KNOCKERS.

SARAH:    OH.

LUDO:     RRR.

SARAH:    HOW DO I GET THROUGH?

KNOCKER1: HUH?

KNOCKER2: KNOCK, AND THE DOOR WILL OPEN.

SARAH:    OH.

LUDO:     HUH?

SARAH:    LUDO.

LUDO:     HUH.

LUDO:     HUH.

LUDO:     AH!

KNOCKER2: I DON'T WANT THAT BACK IN MY MOUTH.

SARAH:    I WANT TO KNOCK.

KNOCKER1: DOESN'T WANT HIS RING BACK IN HIS HOUTH, EH?

KNOCKER1: CAN'T SAY I BLAME HIM.

KNOCKER2: UMPH!

KNOCKER2: MMM! MMM!

KNOCKER2: MHHH!

KNOCKER2: MMMHHH...

KNOCKER2: AH!

LUDO:     YES!

          [MUMBLING]

SARAH:    SORRY.

KNOCKER2: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M USED TO IT.

SARAH:    COME ON, LUDO.

          [DOOR CLOSES]

LUDO:     HUH?

LUDO:     OHHH.

GOBLIN:   YOU SEE,

GOBLIN:   GET THE BALL IN THE...

GOBLIN:   DA DA DA.

          [BURP!]

JARETH:   YOU'RE WELCOME.

          [BABY CRYING]

JARETH:   HE'S A LIVELY LITTLE CHAP.

JARETH:   I THINK I'LL CALL HIM JARETH.

JARETH:   HE'S GOT MY EYES.

GOBLINS:  HA HA HA!  HA HA HA!

LUDO:     OHH...

LUDO:     LUDO SCARED.

SARAH:    OH, GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

SARAH:    COME ON.

SARAH:    IMAGINE A BIG THING LIKE YOU

SARAH:    BEING SCARED.

LUDO:     YEAH.

SARAH:    SEE, LUDO, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

LUDO:     OH!

SARAH:    LUDO?

SARAH:    LUDO?

SARAH:    LUDO?

SARAH:    LUDO, WHERE ARE YOU?

SARAH:    LUDO!

HOGGLE:   BLAH!

SARAH:    HOGGLE, HELP!

HOGGLE:   I'M COMING, SARAH.

JARETH:   WELL,

JARETH:   IF IT ISN'T YOU.

JARETH:   AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

HOGGLE:   UH, WELL, THE LITTLE LADY GAVE ME THE SLIP,

HOGGLE:   BUT I HEARS HER NOW,

HOGGLE:   SO I WAS ABOUT TO LEAD HER

HOGGLE:   BACK TO THE BEGINNING LIKE YOU TOLD ME.

JARETH:   I SEE. FOR ONE MOMENT,

JARETH:   I THOUGHT YOU WERE RUNNING TO HELP HER.

JARETH:   BUT, UH, NO,

JARETH:   NOT AFTER MY WARNINGS.

JARETH:   THAT WOULD BE STUPID.

HOGGLE:   YOU BET IT WOULD!

HOGGLE:   ME? HELP HER?

HOGGLE:   AFTER YOUR WARNINGS?

HOGGLE:   HA HA HA!

JARETH:   OH, DEAR. POOR HOGHEAD.

HOGGLE:   HOGGLE.

JARETH:   I'VE JUST NOTICED YOUR LOVELY JEWELS ARE MISSING.

HOGGLE:   UH, OH, YES!

HOGGLE:   SO THEY ARE.

HOGGLE:   MY LOVELY JEWELS, MISSING.

SARAH:    LUDO!

HOGGLE:   I'D BETTER FIND THEM.

HOGGLE:   FIRST, I'M OFF TO TAKE THE LADY

HOGGLE:   TO THE BEGINNING OF THE LABYRINTH.

JARETH:   WAIT!

JARETH:   I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER PLAN.

JARETH:   GIVE HER THIS.

HOGGLE:   W-WHAT IS IT?

JARETH:   IT'S A PRESENT.

HOGGLE:   WILL IT HURT HER?

JARETH:   NOW, WHY THE CONCERN?

HOGGLE:   I WON'T HARM HER.

JARETH:   COME, HOGBRAIN! I'M SURPRISED AT YOU,

JARETH:   LOSING YOUR HEAD OVER A GIRL.

HOGGLE:   I AIN'T LOST MY HEAD.

JARETH:   YOU DON'T THINK A YOUNG GIRL

JARETH:   COULD LIKE A REPULSIVE LITTLE SCAB LIKE YOU, DO YOU?

HOGGLE:   WELL, SHE SAID WE WAS--

JARETH:   WHAT? BOSOM COMPANIONS?

JARETH:   FRIENDS?

HOGGLE:   AHH. DON'T MATTER.

JARETH:   YOU'LL GIVE HER THAT, HOGGLE,

JARETH:   OR I'LL TIP YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH!

HOGGLE:   YES. RIGHT.

JARETH:   AND, HOGGLE, IF SHE EVER KISSES YOU,

JARETH:   I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PRINCE.

HOGGLE:   Y-YOU WILL?

JARETH:   PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH! HA HA HA!