SARAH:    EXCUSE ME, PLEASE,

SARAH:    BUT CAN YOU HELP ME?

WISEMAN:  OH! A YOUNG GIRL!

HAT:      WHOO WHOO WHOO!

WISEMAN:  AND WHO IS THIS?

SARAH:    MY FRIEND.

WISEMAN:  OH. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

SARAH:    I MUST GET TO THE CASTLE

SARAH:    AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH.

SARAH:    DO YOU KNOW THE WAY?

WISEMAN:  AH.

HAT:      AH.

WISEMAN:  EH?

HAT:      EH?

WISEMAN:  OH, YES. HUH.

WISEMAN:  YOU WANT TO GET TO THE CASTLE?

HAT:      HOW'S THAT FOR BRAINPOWER, HUH?

WISEMAN:  BE QUIET!

HAT:      AW, NUTS.

WISEMAN:  SO, YOUNG WOMAN,

WISEMAN:  THE WAY FORWARD IS SOMETIMES THE WAY BACK.

HAT:      AYE!

HAT:      WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CRAP!

WISEMAN:  WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET!

HAT:      ALL RIGHT.

WISEMAN:  OK?

HAT:      OK.

WISEMAN:  ALL RIGHT.

HAT:      ALL RIGHT. SORRY.

WISEMAN:  FINISHED?

HAT:      YES.

WISEMAN:  QUITE OFTEN, YOUNG LADY,

WISEMAN:  IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE,

WISEMAN:  WHEN, IN FACT...

HAT:      WE ARE.

WISEMAN:  WE ARE.

SARAH:    I'M NOT GETTING ANYWHERE

SARAH:    AT THE MOMENT.

HAT:      HA! JOIN THE CLUB!

          [SNORE]

HAT:      I, UH, I THINK THAT'S YOUR LOT.

HAT:      PLEASE LEAVE A CONTRIBUTION IN THE LITTLE BOX.

HOGGLE:   DON'T YOU DARE! THEM'S MINE.

HOGGLE:   COR.

SARAH:    WELL...

SARAH:    I GUESS I CAN SPARE THIS.

HAT:      \GRACIAS, SENORITA.\

HOGGLE:   YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM THAT.

HOGGLE:   HE DIDN'T TELL YOU NOTHING.

HAT:      WELL, WELL, THEN.

HAT:      THERE GO A COUPLE OF SUCKERS.

          [SNORE]

HAT:      AH! IT'S SO STIMULATING BEING YOUR HAT.

HOGGLE:   WHY DID YOU SAY I WAS YOUR FRIEND?

SARAH:    BECAUSE YOU ARE.

SARAH:    YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A FRIEND.

SARAH:    BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I'VE GOT.

HOGGLE:   COR! HUH!

SARAH:    DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

HOGGLE:   OH.

SARAH:    NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

HOGGLE:   FRIEND. HUH! I LIKE THAT.

HOGGLE:   I AIN'T NEVER BEEN NO ONE'S FRIEND BEFORE.

LUDO:     YEEIAAHH!

HOGGLE:   OH! GOOD-BYE!

SARAH:    WAIT A MINUTE!

SARAH:    ARE YOU MY FRIEND OR NOT?

HOGGLE:   NO! HOGGLE AIN'T NO ONE'S FRIEND.

HOGGLE:   HE LOOKS AFTER HIMSELF, LIKE EVERYONE.

HOGGLE:   HOGGLE IS HOGGLE'S FRIEND.

SARAH:    HOGGLE!

SARAH:    YOU COWARD!

LUDO:     AAARGHH!

SARAH:    WELL, I'M NOT AFRAID.

SARAH:    THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM

SARAH:    IN THIS PLACE.

LUDO:     GRRR!