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The Cleaners

HOGGLE:   OH, NO, THE CLEANERS!

SARAH:    WHAT?

HOGGLE:   RUN!

SARAH:    OH!

SARAH:    YOU OK?

SARAH:    COME ON.

SARAH:    FASTER!

SARAH:    HOGGLE!

HOGGLE:   OH! THE CLEANERS, THE BOG OF STENCH--

HOGGLE:   YOU SURE GOT HIS ATTENTION!

HOGGLE:   AHH!

HOGGLE:   THIS IS WHAT WE NEED--

HOGGLE:   A LADDER.

HOGGLE:   FOLLOW ME.

SARAH:    I CAN'T TRUST YOU.

SARAH:    YOU WERE TAKING ME BACK TO THE BEGINNING.

HOGGLE:   I WASN'T. I TOLD HIM THAT

HOGGLE:   TO THROW HIM OFF THE SCENT.

SARAH:    HOW CAN I BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY?

HOGGLE:   LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.

HOGGLE:   WHAT CHOICE HAVE YOU GOT?

SARAH:    YOU'RE RIGHT.

HOGGLE:   SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND MY POSITION.

HOGGLE:   I'M A COWARD, AND JARETH SCARES ME.

SARAH:    WHAT KIND OF POSITION IS THAT?

HOGGLE:   NO POSITION. THAT'S MY POINT.

HOGGLE:   YOU WOULDN'T BE S0 BRAVE

HOGGLE:   IF YOU'D EVER SMELT

HOGGLE:   THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.

HOGGLE:   IT'S, IT'S, IT'S--

HOGGLE:   AAH! YUH.

SARAH:    IS THAT ALL IT DOES IS SMELL?

HOGGLE:   BELIEVE ME, THAT'S ENOUGH.

HOGGLE:   BUT THE WORST THING IS,

HOGGLE:   IF YOU PUT A FOOT IN THE BOG OF STENCH,

HOGGLE:   YOU'LL SMELL BAD THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

HOGGLE:   IT'LL NEVER WASH OFF.

HOGGLE:   AHH!

HOGGLE:   HERE WE ARE, THEN.

HOGGLE:   YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FROM NOW ON.

SARAH:    WHAT?

HOGGLE:   THAT'S IT.

HOGGLE:   I QUIT.

SARAH:    WAIT A MINUTE.

SARAH:    HOGGLE!

HOGGLE:   I SAID I'D TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I COULD.

SARAH:    YOU LITTLE CHEAT. YOU NASTY CHEAT!

HOGGLE:   NOW, DON'T TRY TO EMBARRASS ME.

HOGGLE:   I'VE GOT NO PRIDE.

SARAH:    OH, YEAH?

HOGGLE:   BUT THEM'S MY JEWELS!

HOGGLE:   OH, YOU, GIVE THEM BACK!

HOGGLE:   GIVE THEM BACK! GIVE THOSE BACK!

HOGGLE:   OH, GIVE THOSE BACK TO ME!

SARAH:    NOW.

SARAH:    THERE'S THE CASTLE.

SARAH:    WHICH WAY SHOULD WE TRY?

HOGGLE:   THEM'S MY RIGHTFUL PROPERTY!

HOGGLE:   IT'S NOT FAIR!

SARAH:    NO, IT ISN'T.

SARAH:    BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.

WISEMAN:  OHH...

HOGGLE:   HMM?

HOGGLE:   COR!

 

 

 

 

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