SARAH:    OH, NO.

SARAH:    SOMEONE HAS BEEN CHANGING MY MARKS.

SARAH:    WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE! IT'S NOT FAIR!

JIM:      THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT FAIR.

GUARDS:   HA HA HA HA!

JIM:      THAT'S ONLY HALF OF IT.

SARAH:    THIS WAS A DEAD END A MINUTE AGO.

TIM:      NO, THAT'S THE DEAD END BEHIND YOU.

GUARDS:   HA HA HA!  HA HA HA!

SARAH:    IT KEEPS CHANGING!

SARAH:    WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

JIM:      TRY ONE OF THESE DOORS.

TIM:      ONE OF THEM LEADS TO THE CASTLE,

TIM:      AND THE OTHER ONE LEADS TO--

RALPH:    BA BA BA BUM!

TIM:      CERTAIN DEATH!

GUARDS:   OOH!  OOH!

SARAH:    WHICH ONE IS WHICH?

JIM:      WE CAN'T TELL YOU.

SARAH:    WHY NOT?

JIM:      UH... I, UH...

JIM:      WE DON'T KNOW.

TIM:      BUT THEY DO.

SARAH:    OH. THEN I'LL ASK THEM.

ALPH:     UH...

ALPH:     YOU CAN ONLY ASK ONE OF US.

RALPH:    IT'S IN THE RULES.

RALPH:    ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH,

RALPH:    AND ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES.

RALPH:    HE ALWAYS LIES.

ALPH:     I DO NOT! I TELL THE TRUTH!

RALPH:    OH, WHAT A LIE!

TIM:      HA HA HA!

ALPH:     HE'S THE LIAR!

SARAH:    ALL RIGHT. ANSWER YES OR NO.

SARAH:    WOULD HE TELL ME

SARAH:    THAT THIS DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE?

ALPH:     UH...

ALPH:     WHAT DO YOU THINK?

ALPH:     REALLY?

ALPH:     YES.

SARAH:    THEN THE OTHER DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE,

SARAH:    AND THIS DOOR LEADS TO CERTAIN DEATH.

ALPH:     HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.

SARAH:    BUT THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE,

SARAH:    SO IF YOU SAID HE SAID YES,

SARAH:    THE ANSWER IS NO.

ALPH:     I COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.

SARAH:    THEN HE'D BE LYING.

SARAH:    THE ANSWER WOULD STILL BE NO.

ALPH:     IS THAT RIGHT?

RALPH:    I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT.

SARAH:    NO, IT'S RIGHT. I'VE FIGURED IT OUT.

SARAH:    I COULDN'T DO IT BEFORE.

SARAH:    I THINK I'M GETTING SMARTER.

SARAH:    IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE!