TOBY:     WAA!

SARAH:    WHAT DO YOU WANT?

SARAH:    DO YOU WANT A STORY?

SARAH:    HUH?

SARAH:    OK.

SARAH:    ONCE UPON A TIME,

SARAH:    THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL

SARAH:    WHOSE STEPMOTHER ALWAYS MADE HER STAY HOME WITH THE BABY.

SARAH:    THE BABY WAS A SPOILED CHILD.

SARAH:    HE WANTED EVERYTHING FOR HIMSELF,

SARAH:    AND THE GIRL WAS PRACTICALLY A SLAVE.

SARAH:    BUT WHAT NO ONE KNEW

SARAH:    WAS THAT THE GOBLIN KING FELL IN LOVE WITH HER

SARAH:    AND GAVE HER CERTAIN POWERS.

SARAH:    SO ONE NIGHT,

SARAH:    WHEN THE BABY HAD BEEN PARTICULARLY CRUEL TO HER,

SARAH:    SHE ASKED THE GOBLINS FOR HELP.

          [SNORING]

GOBLIN:   LISTEN!

SARAH:    "SAY YOUR RIGHT WORDS," THE GOBLINS SAID,

SARAH:    "AND WE'LL TAKE THE BABY TO THE GOBLIN CITY,

SARAH:    AND YOU WILL BE FREE."

GOBLINS:  AH!

SARAH:    BUT THE GIRL KNEW THE KING OF THE GOBLINS

SARAH:    WOULD KEEP THE BABY IN HIS CASTLE FOREVER AND EVER

SARAH:    AND TURN IT INTO A GOBLIN,

SARAH:    SO SHE SUFFERED IN SILENCE

SARAH:    UNTIL ONE NIGHT

SARAH:    WHEN SHE WAS TIRED FROM DOING HOUSEWORK

SARAH:    AND HURT BY THE HARSH WORDS OF HER STEPMOTHER

SARAH:    AND SHE COULD NO LONGER STAND IT.

TOBY:     WAA!

SARAH:    OH, ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

SARAH:    KNOCK IT OFF.

SARAH:    COME ON.

SARAH:    STOP IT! STOP IT!

SARAH:    I'LL SAY THE WORDS,

SARAH:    NO, I MUSTN'T.

SARAH:    I MUSTN'T SAY...

GOBLINS:  UH!

SARAH:    I WISH...

SARAH:    I WISH!

GOBLIN:   SHE'S GOING TO SAY IT!

GOBLIN:   SAY WHAT?

GOBLIN:   SHUT UP!

GOBLIN:   YOU SHUT UP!

GOBLIN:   LISTEN! SHE'S GOING TO SAY THE WORDS.

SARAH:    I CAN BEAR IT NO LONGER!

SARAH:    GOBLIN KING! GOBLIN KING!

SARAH:    WHEREVER YOU MAY BE,

SARAH:    TAKE THIS CHILD OF MINE FAR AWAY FROM ME!

GOBLIN:   THAT'S NOT IT!

GOBLIN:   WHERE'D SHE LEARN THAT RUBBISH?

GOBLIN:   IT DOESN'T EVEN START WITH "I WISH"!

SARAH:    OH, TOBY, STOP IT!

SARAH:    I WISH I DID KNOW WHAT TO SAY

SARAH:    TO MAKE THE GOBLINS TAKE YOU AWAY.

GOBLIN:   "I WISH THE GOBLINS WOULD COME TAKE YOU AWAY RIGHT NOW!"

SARAH:    I WISH...

SARAH:    I WISH...

GOBLIN:   DID SHE SAY IT?

GOBLINS:  SHUT UP!  SHUT UP!

TOBY:     WAA!

TOBY:     WAA!

TOBY:     WAA!

TOBY:     WAA!

SARAH:    I WISH THE GOBLINS \WOULD\ COME TAKE YOU AWAY...

SARAH:    RIGHT NOW.